Today, at around 4 a.m., I received a very strange email in one of my many inboxes.

From: ██████ (Sabine)

To: ██████

Subject: 26Am

What‘s up? Greetings? Good day? Hello? Hi? Here? Available? Are you here? Are you Available? Present? Nearby? At hand? In attendance? Within reach? On hand? Close by? Accessible? Present at this time? Here now? In this position? Here currently? Here in person? Around right now? Present right now? On-site? In the building? Hither? Here and now? Existing here? Right here? Now? What? When? Ready? Reachable? Obtainable? Available? Approachable? Convenient? Open? Close? Contact?

I tried reaching back, but their account was deactivated and my email bounced.